About Fisdrinking

Starkle Starkle little twink, who the hell you are I think, I'm not under what you call the alcofluence-of-inkahol, I'm just a little slort on sheep. Just give me one more cup to fill my drink 'cause I've got all day sober to Sunday up.

FISDAP, I love you man!

Honestly, surviving Fisdap with your sanity intact might just require a cold adult beverage. Whether it's a PBR, a Rum and Coke, or even a quick shot of Jameson, call it "Fisdrinking" your way through.

Let's be real, the only way I've found to navigate Fisdap and stay sane is with a little liquid courage. I consider it essential "Fisdrinking.

It's the unofficial "Fisdrinking" survival guide.

Here are a few of the ways I've tried to express to folks my therapeutical approach to Fisdap by incorporating alcohol, hence, Fisdrinking.

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"Well, you see, Fisdap and I have a very complex relationship. It's a bit like a root canal – necessary for long-term health, but during the process, a little 'anesthesia' in liquid form makes the drilling a tad more bearable."

"Think of it as hydration for the soul. My soul gets very, very thirsty when faced with the sheer volume of checkboxes and narrative fields."

"Each Fisdap entry is a deep dive into the minutiae of a call. It requires a level of focus usually reserved for deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. A beverage helps me unlock the secrets hidden within the PCR."

"I find that the subtle nuances of patient assessment and treatment plans are best contemplated with a contemplative beverage in hand. It's like a muse but in a glass."

"The sheer volume of data in Fisdap demands a strategic approach. My strategy involves regular sips to maintain peak analytical performance... or at least the illusion of it."

"Without my trusty beverage companion, my Fisdap entries might devolve into a series of emojis and one-word descriptions. (You're welcome for the slightly more coherent narratives.)"

"It's not that I need to drink while doing Fisdap... it's that Fisdap needs me to drink so that I don't accidentally enter that I treated a unicorn with a band-aid."

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"We all have our post-call rituals. Some decompress with debriefs, others with snacks. I prefer to process the day's adventures one thoughtful sip at a time while ensuring my documentation is... mostly accurate."

"Consider it my way of virtually raising a glass to all the patients I've encountered. Each entry deserves a small toast, even if it's just in my own living room."

If you feel my pain and Fisdap frustrates you too, Fisdrink!